Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Groundworks coffee; Groundworks script.

Grounds for new script, methinks.

EXT. SANTA MONICA - GROUNDWORK COFFEE STORE - DAY

A
Oh my gosh, you know Carole? 

B
Carole?

A
She’s a friend of Cindy’s, anyway. She’s in this relationship and he’s black and she’s white and they got married, like, three months after they met or whatever. Anyway they’ve both got kids from their previous marriages and one afternoon Patrick – that's the black guy – asks if she can watch the kids tonight… Three weeks later he’s back. She thought it was gonna be for, like, one afternoon.

B
Ohhh. He’s that type.
A
Oh yeah. But what can you do, you know? Anyway, she acts like she doesn’t mind.

B
God, and they were already married?

A
Yeah.

B
Too bad.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

FEMINISTS EAT YOUR HEART OUT



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INT. CORNER STORE. DAY.

GIRL searches wall for measuring tape. MAN enters, sees GIRL.

MAN
Hello SeƱorita!

GIRL
Hello.

MAN
HOW ARE YOU!?

GIRL
I'm well, thanks.

MAN
Wooooow, you're niiiiice, heh?
You have husssbann?

GIRL
Uhhh, no.

MAN
You waaaan one!?

GIRL
No, thank you.

MAN
Ooooh, that's too baaaaad!

GIRL exits.

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This happens all the time. Sometimes funny, usually offensive, always bizarre.

GIRL = me, yesterday, in Los Angeles, California.

Above is a short film I made about the exact same scenario that took place in Cape Town, South Africa.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Charlize Theron - Young Adult - obsessive acting.

Movie Obsession: YOUNG ADULT
Charlize Theron & Patton Oswalt
Directed by Jason Reitman
Written by Diablo Cody




"I didn't actually read the script, I had someone read it for me.... No, I'm just kidding. I just wanted to say something really obnoxious."

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Beyonce/Feministing.

FB post of the day is by Anne Hirsch (mad-good South African comedian - blogged about her about a month ago here). This is it:

Booooya. Bye.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Bizarre Nostalgia.

I miss spending every single fucking night of my life backstage of the Little Theatre with the most aesthetically pleasing cast Hiddingh has ever seen. I made this little promo when the show was still running and just realized I never put it on my blog. So here it is... A late upload of fun and laughs with the ladies...