INT. CORNER STORE. DAY.
GIRL searches wall for measuring tape. MAN enters, sees GIRL.
HOW ARE YOU!?
I'm well, thanks.
Wooooow, you're niiiiice, heh?
You have husssbann?
You waaaan one!?
No, thank you.
Ooooh, that's too baaaaad!
This happens all the time. Sometimes funny, usually offensive, always bizarre.
GIRL = me, yesterday, in Los Angeles, California.
Above is a short film I made about the exact same scenario that took place in Cape Town, South Africa.