FEMINISTS EAT YOUR HEART OUT

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INT. CORNER STORE. DAY.

GIRL searches wall for measuring tape. MAN enters, sees GIRL.

MAN
Hello Señorita!

GIRL
Hello.

MAN
HOW ARE YOU!?

GIRL
I'm well, thanks.

MAN
Wooooow, you're niiiiice, heh?
You have husssbann?

GIRL
Uhhh, no.

MAN
You waaaan one!?

GIRL
No, thank you.

MAN
Ooooh, that's too baaaaad!

GIRL exits.

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This happens all the time. Sometimes funny, usually offensive, always bizarre.

GIRL = me, yesterday, in Los Angeles, California.

Above is a short film I made about the exact same scenario that took place in Cape Town, South Africa.

Pound.

Another film from the Short&Sweet festival that I've been enjoying so much over the past few weeks. It really is short and sweet:

Short&Sweet

My friend Maggie took me to a film festival event called Short&Sweet last week and literally every film that was shown was fantastic. All in very different ways. But good film making/story-telling/animation and even acting all-round.

Here are three completely different films from the festival:

SPIDER: Get your heart-rate up in 9 minutes.

LOGORAMA: A nice comment on today's logo-maniac society... especially the big M.

FAMILY PORTRAIT: An artistic expression of a family dynamic.

(Full Version of FAMILY PORTRAIT)