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INT. CORNER STORE. DAY.
GIRL searches wall for measuring tape. MAN enters, sees GIRL.
MAN
Hello Señorita!
GIRL
Hello.
MAN
HOW ARE YOU!?
GIRL
I'm well, thanks.
MAN
Wooooow, you're niiiiice, heh?
You have husssbann?
GIRL
Uhhh, no.
MAN
You waaaan one!?
GIRL
No, thank you.
MAN
Ooooh, that's too baaaaad!
GIRL exits.
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This happens all the time. Sometimes funny, usually offensive, always bizarre.
GIRL = me, yesterday, in Los Angeles, California.
Above is a short film I made about the exact same scenario that took place in Cape Town, South Africa.
